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Joke of the Day
"Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? - Racist nursery rhyme"
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"What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay? Heavy petting."
"[table of 6 year olds in lab coats] How are we supposed to find a cure for cooties if we *bangs fist on table* CAN'T EVEN FIND WALDO?!"
"Today I will be communicating exclusively through farts and meows"
"I messed up my foot pretty bad. The doctors said it would take a while to heel."
"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn't ""fun to be around."""
"A man is going through customs entering Australia The man behind the desk asks him ""do you have a criminal record?"" The man replies ""No, I didn't know that was still a requirement"""
"A Japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him."
"Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street, where they pass a gay bay One turns to the other and says ""want to go inside and get shit-faced?"""
"Doctor I swallowed a PEN!!! Doctor, Doctor I swallowed a PEN, WHAT DO I DO? Doctor: Use a pencil..."