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Joke of the Day

"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"

"I could never marry a tennis line judge... They always point out your faults."

"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"

"Box wine? I prefer the term Cardboardeaux."

"If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"

"What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"Just because a guy wants to see you naked it doesn't mean anything, I know a guy who drove 2 days to see a donkey show."

"Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"

"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."