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"What's blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia...."
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"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great saying... But apparently a bad way to tell your kid they're adopted."
"A pumpkin-shaped woman should never wear a bright orange top and a brown beret unless she wants to make my whole fucking day."
"Usain Bolt is already in 2016. Happy New Year !"
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
"What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match? Fire Quackers"
"I hate circles. They're pointless."
"Why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too"
"Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion? Neither did she"