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Joke of the Day

"The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?"

"I organised a party for men who suffer from premature ejaculation... There's no strict dress code, just come in your pants."

"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"

"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"

"What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format? PDF puh-duh... ffffff"

"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."

"Pizza places should give away free pizza car air-freshners. Within 5seconds of sitting in your car, you WILL crave pizza."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."

"TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins. Well it is side-splitting."

"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true."