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Joke of the Day
"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."
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"People are always telling me I don't have friends, but they're wrong. I have all 10 seasons on DVD."
"Shitting myself about this Ebola situation... Which is worrying, because that's one of the symptoms."
"People who walk in front of the theater screen while you're watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude."
"Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake? Because she had one heck of an ex-goose"
"Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case."
"Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses? They got Snowden."
"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."
"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."
"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder. One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry"