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Joke of the Day

"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."

"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"

"How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate"

"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."

"What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design."

"How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you."

"I just had the worst experience with a mosquito. It sucked!"

"How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour."

"I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, ""awwww..."""

"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."