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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room together? 100 cunts that don't do dick."

"Confucius say 7 days of honeymoon make one whole week."

"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"

"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."

"What is green and smells like paint?!? Green paint."

"Why do potheads only steal from other potheads? Otherwise there's nothing worth toking."

"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"

"Why is Santa a terrible sexual partner? Because he doesn't exist"

"Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !"

"What's does the self reliant alcoholic Rabbi Pedophile do in his spare time? Very little, he brews."