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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room together? 100 cunts that don't do dick."

"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"

"My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!"

"Chinese numbers I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number. -She replied, ""Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight."" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"Only use ""extra virgin"" to describe olive oil that doesn't even think about fucking."

"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming."

"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"

"I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night."

"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"