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Joke of the Day
"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house."
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
"I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive... I don't know, there's something about the Bee Gees that just gives me the heebie jeebies"
"I brought a pet iguana home from the pet store... I think there's something wrong with him because he's very lethargic and I can't get him up. It must be a reptile dysfunction."
"Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen."
"What kind of book does an Irish cultist read? The Leprenomichaun."
"How does Father Christmas request a four-way at a brothel? Ho ho ho"
"She said a lot of F words and I don't think it stands for fabulous."
"When I was a kid I had an Arab friend Mabe Al-zuq Yadeeq"