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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? ""Where's Popcorn?"""
Next Joke
"I went to the doctor the other day wearing nothing but clingfilm ....... I sat down, the doctor turned and looked at me to say ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""
"Who translated ""The Flat-Chested Woman"" from the original Russian? Vasily Bithertitoff"
"What's the biggest joke of 2016? Look a bit to the right."
"How do you catch a red elephant? With a red elephant trap."
"I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**"
"3yo just yelled ""face-five!"" & slapped his brother in the face. I'm totally using that at work tomorrow."
"I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal"
"What console does god use? Praystation"
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean Dip"