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Joke of the Day
"Without Women A world without women would be a pain in the ass."
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"My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted easily.......... Well I Better get back to it...."
"Hillary Clinton is going to be the first F President. Sorry, I meant to type ""Female"" but somebody deleted the ""emale."""
"Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""
"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."
"90's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."
"Why didn't the melons get married? They were cantaloupes. ;)"
"What's half a joke look like?"
"Peanut Butter and Jam Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."
"A battery murdered another battery He was charged with murder and put in a duracell."