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Joke of the Day

"Without Women A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."

"Did you hear about the impoverished farmers who drove from Oklahoma to California? They went on a Joad Trip."

"After giving up crack, I've been sniffing brake fluid for months. It's okay - I can stop anytime I want."

"How do you make Polish sausage ? First you gotta find a retarded pig..."

"5/6 people agree... ...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble."

"What do you call a Psychic Compromise? A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing."

"It was my first time getting laid 5 minutes ago I'm hoping to hatch soon."

"How can you tell you're at a gay Bar-B-Que? All the hot dogs taste like shit...."

"This sub should be referred to as ""Geddit."""