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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes pretending to be busy takes more effort than being busy."

"I asked God for a bike But I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"What's a woman's favourite brand of Applejack? Dickson Cider"

"Why are most hurricanes named after women Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car."

"My mother retired and moved into a CVS."

"They're not called ""butt hole mirrors."" They're called ""hand mirrors,"" according to this clerk at Walgreens."

"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair"

"John! Do you see that guy over there?? John : Yeah? Peter : He is gay John : oh....really ?? How do you know that??? Peter : His dick tastes like poop"

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"