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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a piece of spaghetti that steals people's identities? An impasta!"
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"With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth."
"What do you call a paedophile pirate? Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!"
"I'll bet you, like me, average the most ""uh""s per sentence when ordering at a fast food drive thru."
"Optometrist: Any questions about laser eye surgery? Me: How big of lasers will my eyes shoot? Him: Me: Him: How much money do you have?"
"Being football fans ... Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south ? Because Minnesota blows & Chicago sucks"
"A man goes into a bakery and says, ""I'll have 99 rolls."" Says the lady behind the counter: ""Why don't you take 100, then you have one more."" ""But who's gonna eat all those rolls?"""
"You guys! I just realized I've been holding my moral compass upside down this whole time."
"What's the difference between a dog? One of his legs is the same."