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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."

"Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job."

"What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag? Grounds for termination!"

"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"

"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"

"forever alone Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable. So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook."

"Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!"

"idon't know what to say honsetly :\ ....00100 :D hey evrey body fuck yu !!"

"""Mr. President, N. Korea is threatening to bomb your birthplace"" ""Why, there's nothing for them in Keny-"" ""HAWAII, sir"" ""Right, that's wh"

"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."