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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!"
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"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."
"What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit? Labor Day."
"At this point making fun of Lindsay Lohan feels like laughing at the underprivileged Little League team who has to play in blue jeans."
"""You think only God can judge you?"" *Judge Judy spins around in chair to face you* ""Well THINK AGAIN!"" *bangs gavel so hard it breaks*"
"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""
"My boss: ""Sean, what do you know about Twitter?"" Me: ""nothing. Why? What have you heard?"""
"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."
"""I was on Vine before it was cool."" - Tarzan"
"MySpace got old. Facebook got old. Now Twitter is getting old. What next? Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life."