158292

Joke of the Day

"I told my wife to go shopping for a pair of great tits. She thought I was talking about cosmetic surgery."

"Why doesn't Asia wear makeup? Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!"

"Butt dialing and booty calling So similar. So different"

"Want to piss your girlfriend off? Text her ""He's busy."" and turn off your phone."

"Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names."

"what do you call a Cow with no legs? ground beef. what do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef. what do you call a cow with two legs? your mother."

"What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."

"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."

"What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? A 2na"

"Knock, Knock! Who's There? Alzheimer's! Alzheimer's who? Knock, Knock!"