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Joke of the Day
"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."
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"Really glad that ventriloquism has made fisting mainstream."
"Haha we can see inside your cage You like it when we poke you with that stick right?"
"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"If online bullying has taught us anything..... It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight!!"
"Hey you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry have a shot at mine !"
"/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award! for 96% recycled content."
"Say what you will about pedophiles but... They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework."
"I just googled ""Tramp"" instead of ""Trump"" by mistake. I still got the information I needed."
"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."