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Joke of the Day
"What did the sheep at the fraternity say? Braaaaaaaah"
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"Do you know who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."
"""Everything I touch just turns to shit!"" - Large intestines"
"Why was the 1 Year old african boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis"
"Why did the dog sit in the front seat of the car? Because the car had a sun ""woof""! Yes, I made this up myself. Yes, I have no friends."
"Ignorance is a palindrome"
"What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !"
"A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush."
"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."
"What is the easiest way to weigh your head? Ask assistance from ISIS."