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Joke of the Day
"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."
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"Opinions are like assholes... Everyone has one, but they all stink."
"What does a ghost pick out of his nose? Boo-gers"
"Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest"
"Scientists found there may not be as many benefits to flossing as we thought. Guess none of them have ever been to a party with spinach dip."
"A man named Zwayne walks into a bar. ""Arrgh, fucking hell! Who put that bastarding bar there?"""
"Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce? Because they were both too Shellfish."
"Play-Doh is a wonderful way to teach your children that colorful things will lie to you about their taste."
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Unless you're stupid. In which case, who cares."