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"What kind of cake stops blowjobs? (NSFW) Weddding Cake"
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"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."
"You can tell I'm having a tough time writing this teleplay by all the crumpled up laptops overflowing my trash can."
"You can tell a lot about a person by reading my girlfriend's email"
"What kind of ideas do blind people get? Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind."
"Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."
"Why was the sun wearing sunglasses? So he could creep hard on uranus"
"DATE: Ooh, such long fingers ME: Yeah, know what other long body part I have? D: I have an idea *sexy wink* M: My intestines are about 30ft"
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."
"What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? ""Make me one with everything."""