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Joke of the Day

"What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? ""Make me one with everything."""

"I'm really good mates with 25 letters out of the alphabet I don't know why"

"*two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!"

"I bet the hardest thing about being a gangsta rapper is never being able to really enjoy a scone in public."

"At the grocery store, my daughter held up two types of fabric softener... ...and she asked, ""Would you rather have dryer sheets, or dryer balls?"""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"

"What do frogs deal? Croakaine"

"I finally figured out the problem with our firewall last night. It was a real breakthrough! //Actually used that this morning. Manager did not notice, I did not explain."

"I met a girl... I met a girl who had twelve nipples. Sounds kinda funny, dozen tit?"

"New Drinking Age in Alabama They raised the drinking age to 32 in Alabama to keep alcohol out of high schools."