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Joke of the Day
"What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? ""Make me one with everything."""
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"When my wife is sleeping I open her handbag, take out my balls, pat them & whisper ""I know guys I miss you too"" then put them back quietly."
"What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing -- apples don't talk!"
"Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office? They said it was a staff infection."
"If a tree falls down in the middle of the forest.... And i scream something in the top of my lungs, and no woman can hear me, Am I still wrong?"
"My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!"
"Best blonde jokes?"
"[praying in church] Please God let church end early"
"What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's"
"What did the 2 tampons say to each other? Nothing because they were both stuck up cunts."