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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."
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"Our FedEx guy keeps delivering diapers & formula but I didn't order any. And he cries when he holds the baby. Weird, huh?"
"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"
"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"
"""I think you'll like her. She's smart, funny, and a libra"" I've never met a libra *is super disappointed when date isn't a lion zebra mix*"
"Wife: ""Tony is coming round"" Me: ""Charity collector Tony or Mafia boss Tony?"" Tony: ""I'm here for the money."" *DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER*"
"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."
"You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."
"I once met a woman who had 12 nipples That's sounds good... Dozen tit"