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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."
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"My GF lost 250 pounds. She dumped me."
"She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home"
"What does American beer and sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT."
"If you've ever taken a baby to a movie, please set yourself on fire. Thanks."
"3 guys walk into a bar... The 4th guy ducked."
"So Samsung released a new knife! Its brand new cutting-edge technology"
"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."
"Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy"