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Joke of the Day

"DR DOG: *applying a cast to a broken bone* Are you sure you don't just want me to cut it off?"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"

"Vader: ""I am your father."" Luke: ""I am your father."" Vader: ""Stop copying me."" Luke: ""Stop copying me."" Vader: ""Shut up."" Luke: ""Shut up."""

"*SEES SPIDER DRESSED AS A CLOWN IN THE SHOWER* **LEAVES THE UNIVERSE**"

"Protein shakes are really expensive.... Whey expensive. EDIT: Spelling"

"How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!"

"The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."

"Why are the old trees always yelling? They were all petrified."

"God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me."

"Spelling errors in quotations make me sic."