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Joke of the Day

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... and the bartender says: ""hey where'd you get that? It looks exotic."" And the parrot says: ""Africa."""

"Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale? A whale-weigh station!"

"I'm from the southern US, is it OK to poke fun at myself? Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day? Too hard on the mule."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"

"What did Hitler Drink for breakfast? Jews."

"Here is a funny joke by George Lopez ."

"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"

"What's your most fucked up joke? I'm looking for the most cancerous jokes you can think of."

"Love you in different language English..... I Love You Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Redneck..... Nice Tits"

"So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement."