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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? (NSFW) I can't jelly my cock down your mothers throat..."

"As a gamer, who experiences little to no drama, I'm always so confused about this game referendum. They're not playing video games, they're playing drama, the game. I hear it got bad reviews."

"What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook."

"What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia? Austronomers"

"A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish... I asked, ""What's the catch?"""

"Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different. At the end of each ad, they sang: ""Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."""

"On sex, Confucius say: ""Couple who have sex on side of hill, not level"""

"What do you call a slav tree? A Dimitree."

"Today's lunch: Pan fried pork chops, cheesy hash brown casserole, peach cobbler, a quick defibrillation and two stents."

"Lots of people use their kid's name as their password I love my son mHh$5rY%9a@#JJ5"