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Joke of the Day

"Why does Popeye have the perfect dick? Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl."

"What is the stinkiest businessman? Entra-Manure"

"TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events"

"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"

"Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore? The twin towers"

"Dating is a win-win. If things go well, you eat food and fall in love. If they don't, you still eat food and that's all that really matters."

"Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend."

"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."