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Joke of the Day
"Inauguration Day crowds One more thing that Trump has that's smaller than a black guy's."
Next Joke
"[coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]"
"Mr friend broke her hand today :( But on the other hand she's okay :)!"
"What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she just gagged a little."
"Friend Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four? Me: i have no idea what he's for"
"Whats about 9 inches and makes a woman scream? Cot death."
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope"
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"
"im leavin the united states now that trump is president i am packing my bags and moving to alaska i don't wanna live in this country anymore"