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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she just gagged a little."

"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."

"My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number."

"What's worse than nine eleven? 311"

"A woman's asshole is like a 9-volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it."

"Thesaurus Club First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club."

"The very first joke I ever learned as a kid. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A Buccaneer. (Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)"

"May he without sin cast the first stone [Everybody picks up rocks] Sharing Netflix passwords counts as sin [Everybody puts rocks back down]"

"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."

"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."