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Joke of the Day

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"

"What's grey, has one leg, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you? A kidney dialysis machine."

"I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames"

"Police arrested two kids yesterday , one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."

"Waiter: Did you save room for dessert? Me: Not really, I'm stuffed Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check Me: I'll have the chocolate cake."

"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."

"I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center. It'll be called ""coming or going""."

"Why did the eagle fly into the church? It was a bird of pray"

"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"" ""Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."""

"I recently thought about stealing from the food shelf... But the steaks were too high."