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Joke of the Day
"Mr friend broke her hand today :( But on the other hand she's okay :)!"
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"What's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter."
"How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how do they get in there?"
"What Came First... The chicken Or the furry?"
"Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice."
"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"
"Greatest Photocopy Machine 9Gag"
"How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing? Coincerned"
"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"
"Come on, terrorists. Stuff your pockets with colorful beads before exploding. It doesn't have to be ALL negative."