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Joke of the Day

"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."

"Parachute for sale: Used once. Never opened."

"Did you hear about the guy who broke 17 world records while sitting on a pastry? He's on a roll!"

"Dear iPhone, I have typed ""haha"" like a million times, but yet you continually give me ""haga"", ""hsha"", ""gaga"", ""hahss"", ""hahs"" I hate you"

"Do you remember the ""Hold a coke with your boobs"" challenge ? It was a trend a while back to promote awareness for breast cancer. I'm just glad a similar stunt wasn't pulled for prostate cancer."

"Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEYE"

"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."

"Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body."

"lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there"