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Joke of the Day

"lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there"

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

"Saw a post stating ""taking it one day at a time,"" so I responded ""me too. That's how days work."""

"I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood."

"What does DNA strand for? National Dyslecsics Association"

"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."

"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."

"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."

"Who do you ask about Donald Trump's stamina? His daughter."

"I'm pretty bad at building fences Oops, wrong place for this post."