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Joke of the Day
"You guys are even more beautiful now that I'm wearing my ""wine glasses""."
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"Well, just got a job at the guillotine factory. I'll beheading there now."
"[Chaperoning field trip] ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don't lose any kids. AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You're allowed to lose one kid."
"They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs."
"the ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10."
"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."
"Haram Two jews walk into a bar. NOT IN MY COUNTRY"
"""You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder."" ""Look, I'm a lot of things--"" ""Are you a murderer?"" [bites lower lip] ""Little bit."""
"my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair"
"How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes."