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Joke of the Day
"You guys are even more beautiful now that I'm wearing my ""wine glasses""."
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"Why do women have trouble parking? Because men tell them that 6"" is more than it actually is."
"All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't."
"Best Blonde Joke Ever What is the funniest blonde joke you've ever heard?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the golf club wielding maniac."
"My friend kept nagging me to donate one of my prepositions to charity. Eventually, I gave in."
"Why did the chicken cross the rode? To get to the other side."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? You don't know...? Oh.. Man, that's lame."
"my japanese friend keeps calling latex gloves pentadick condoms i guess the radiation is getting to his head too"
"If you think sex is just filling her hole Then you're a civil engineer, not a lover"