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Joke of the Day

"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"how did jerry heller order breakfast over eazy"

"My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked? Dill dough"

"*Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *I'm still not sure*"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here""."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it? Bro, do you even function?"

"People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends."

"I don't have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow"