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Joke of the Day
"Well, just got a job at the guillotine factory. I'll beheading there now."
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"Remember when putting something on the internet was the equivalent of hiding it in a vault on a planet your parents had never even heard of?"
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that understand math and those that don't."
"Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail."
"One of the lights in my bathroom is out. I look at least ten years younger."
"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"
"[on deathbed] ""Tell my Wif... *cough*"" Yes? Tell her what? ""Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best"" [dies]"
"Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs."
"What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years? The balls drop."