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Joke of the Day
"They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs."
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"Attention people who aren't employees: you should wash your fucking hands too."
"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"
"In hell, you have to find the start to Scotch Tape over and over."
"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall"
"I know how to get on a flight. Thank you boarding school."
"Where do you find a paraplegic Where you left them"
"If you don't like your son, grab a football and tell him to go long. Never throw it. He's gone now."
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."
"Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger? Fiscal therapy"