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Joke of the Day

"I was relieved when the cop gave me a ticket for driving without headlights. I thought I was going blind."

"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"

"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."

"Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing? He had deadlines to meet"

"Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night."

"What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?"

"If you watch The Ring backwards it's about a young Asian girl who emerges from a well to start a 7 day VCR repair company."

"What's the difference between an ant and a bird? A bird can fly."

"Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent""."

"What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy"