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Joke of the Day
"Jackie Chan is in the new 'Star Wars' He's a Thai Fighter"
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"Just misread a headline 'Trump wins big' as 'Trump bins wig'. I thought: 'about time too'."
"Check-writing-grocery-line lady. No-turn-signal-SUV guy. Recline-seat-into-your-lap man. They're all voting tomorrow. Let's cancel them out."
"One time I actually found a magic lamp with a genie inside but it was back in 2005 so that's why I have three Motorola Razrs."
"I lost 20 pounds in England last summer. How much is that in American dollars?"
"I hate being bi-polar.It's awesome."
"What did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked by the morgue? ""You wanna stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?"""
"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""
"Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."
"YOLO doesn't work for cats."