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Joke of the Day

"What did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked by the morgue? ""You wanna stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?"""

"My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!"

"Started a Christian acoustic band the other day... We call ourselves ""Gsus""."

"A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, ""Do you know what tomorrow is?"" and watch the panic set in."

"""Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!"" means ""I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."""

"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs."

"So most foot longs at Subway are 7$ not 5$. I'm not mad that it's more money. I'm just mad that I sing their tunes of false advertisement"

"I watched a comedian called Paul Jones the other day. He was Appauling!"

"What did the gay cow say just before sex? STICK IT IN MY ANGUS"

"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."