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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!"
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"Trump is opting not to have celebrities at his inauguration in the same way that I opted not to take any cheerleaders to prom."
"Why did the plant cross the road? Cus it was being stalked!"
"Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door."
"What did the Mexican family get for Christmas? Deported"
"Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field! :p"
"How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck an ear!"
"Why do girls get so moody when they're on their periods? It's such an ovary action."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."