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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"Travel Agent: Hello sir! Interested in a vacation? Me: *puts cat on the phone* [20 mins later] Travel Agent: I've got you booked for Maui"

"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."

"If I ever go missing,,, I hope they put my photo on bottles of OCD medication, cuz you know those people won't stop looking."

"I come from a long line of people waiting to get in."

"What's hard, long and has cum in it? A Cucumber..."

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"In college, I liked beer more than Girls. A beer can't change its mind after you get its top off. Edit: Thanks, grammar Nazis"

"When they announced Ashley Madison was made up of almost all guys... I realized the internet really is a series of tubes."

"God took a paternity test He found out he was the father, the son and the holy spirit."