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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."
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"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"
"There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man... Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."
"Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!"
"[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all."
"A joke is a lot like a dick A feminist cant take either"
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"What's the most influental animal rights philosopher? Karl Barx"
"It's true that blacks can be racist too! But just like everything else in life, whites are always better at it."