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Joke of the Day
"What's left of a garden after it catches on fire? Chard remains."
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"Psychiatrist to his nurse: ""Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"""
"What do you call the crucified baby Jesus? Baby on board."
"How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? Yarn."
"If you love someone, set them free. If they return... something, something, Justin Bieber's a lesbian."
"Jesus walks into a bar... and orders a water. Bartender says ""Not this shit again Jesus."""
"Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia? He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!"
"(for this tweet pretend you've heard of the 1999 French film ""Human Resources"") Human Resources 2: This Time it's Personnel"
"Kim Kardashian's ass is ridiculous He's egotistical too"
"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"