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Joke of the Day
"How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed Put Velcro on the roof"
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"What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend? The knife has a point."
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"what is the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair."