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Joke of the Day
"How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed Put Velcro on the roof"
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"How do you get Dick out of Richard? You ask nicely"
"I walk into my dad's office and I'm like ""sup motherfucker"" and he's all ""I'm on a conference call"" and I'm like ""sorry, sup motherfuckers"""
"I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me."
"If my 3YO's fortune was ""you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs,"" this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate"
"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."
"Why is Bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? Because it's like fucking close to water."
"Why did the programmer put on his glasses? So he could C#."
"A bigot redneck and a psychopathic grandma get into an arguement Someone filmed it and decided to call it politics"
"What do you call a line of iron cats? A Feline..."