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Joke of the Day

"If my 3YO's fortune was ""you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs,"" this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate"

"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"

"I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell The punch line is sooo long. Edit:typo"

"What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist."

"Me: Nice new car, boss Boss: Well, if you set yourself targets, work hard, stay focused, next year I'll be able to buy an even better one"

"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."

"Did you hear about the doctor who fell into a well? He should have been attending to the sick and left the well alone."

"I was so close to a threesome last night... I was only missing 2 people"

"What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer? One of them is a swift tailor."

"What does the horny toad say? Rubbit"