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Joke of the Day

"A bigot redneck and a psychopathic grandma get into an arguement Someone filmed it and decided to call it politics"

"(NSFW) A friend of mine started dating a girl with special needs. Everyone is saying how sweet it is but I think he's fucking retarded."

"What do you call it when a fruit studders? A peach impediment."

"Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!"

"What is Shakespeare's favourite snack? Hamlet du fromage"

"What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito? Deeeeeeeeeeengue"

"If you're wondering what all these scratches on my chest are from, it's because my cat hates to get in the hot tub with me."

"Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time."

"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side."

"Love will tear us apart. Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures."