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Joke of the Day

"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."

"My wife yelled, ""This is the LAST TIME I'm going to tell you to take out the trash"", and I thought, thank goodness THAT is finally over."

"Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people"

"What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common? They are both generators (jenner-rater)"

"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."

"Usually when I try to be slick and say ""keep the change,"" the money I've handed over doesn't cover what I'm trying to purchase"

"What's the difference between an ant and a bird? A bird can fly."

"I was told you have to wait an hour after you finish eating to swim. I didn't know there was such a thing as an hour after you finish eating"

"Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue"

"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."