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Joke of the Day

"Colo, the world's oldest gorilla died today... I guess her heart couldn't handle seeing a baboon about to be in office."

"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"Why did Simba's father die? He couldn't Move Fasa"

"My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend. I'm not sure though, she's not really my type."

"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."

"I heard Bill Cosby made a SexTape. . . It's twice as strong as Duct Tape."

"MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods"

"You know how horny the Romans were back then? For fuck's sake, they even nailed Jesus!"

"Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?"

"The pope is in Israel with a sheik and a rabbi. If they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!"