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Joke of the Day
"Why did the janitor get fired from the bank? Because he cleaned out the vault."
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"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"
"What is Chris Brown's favorite hobby? [OC] Beats me."
"My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said ""at the end of this ruler is and idiot!"" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to."
"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."
"Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?"
"It's fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries."
"My boyfriend calls me ""babe"" because ""pig in the city"" is such a mouthful to say."
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""
"Facebook has really revolutionized how quickly we find out friends from high school gave up on their dreams."