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Joke of the Day
"I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, ""Yeah, man, you're free."""
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"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."
"I've been so drunk that homeless people give me their footlong sub. When they give it to me they whisper, ""Get your shit together, rookie."""
"My Korean friend died yesterday... So Yung..."
"What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called ""herpes"" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts."
"What did the robot say to the centipede? ""Stop being a centipede."" Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime."
"Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car... It's called the Volts Wagon."
"why don't chickens wear underwear... Because their peckers on their face."
"The internet is a place where you can make long-lasting friendships. You can also watch 2 girls drink diarrhea. Two sides to every coin."
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool"""