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Joke of the Day
"A man finishes a tube of chapstick... ...just kidding."
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"Coworker just asked me if I'm ""working hard or hardly working"" & now I'm standing over him asking if he's ""bleeding bad or badly bleeding?"""
"*Arrives at work 2 hrs late Boss: HR wants to see you about your behavior Me: Well, I literally just got here so it couldn't have been me"
"So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded And the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs"
"pleas tune into my next podcast where i ask what the FUCK angry birds is and viciously mock the first piece of shit caller to answer me"
"What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he farted during sex? Toot n' comin'"
"Why can't Jewish people view pornography?? Because watching people porkin' just ain't Kosher! Wakakakaka"
"Everyone have a Good Friday! ...I'll show myself out"
"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"
"What religion do mosquitoes follow? Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. ^Sorry."