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Joke of the Day
"How to make your God proud? By abusing his names in other languages."
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",,,,, chameleon Get it? Hooray!"
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"I hate how sometimes I let my guard down and then all my inmates get away."
"A teacher asked her class what their favorite letter was. A student raised his hand and said ""g"" Why is that Angus??"
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"The ultimate comfort food: a blanket made out of grilled cheese sandwiches."